For the first time since 2020, we welcome the return of Mortified's DOOMED Valentine' show! We have compiled some of the best, worst, most awkward, and odd love related pieces that Mortified has to offer! Share the pain, the awkwardness, the necking, the dry humping, the wretched love poems. Plus contests and giveaways! Come see our biggest show of the year! This one is not to be missed!
Hailed as a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek
and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, The Onion AV Club,
& Entertainment Weekly, Mortified
is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original authors -- in front of total strangers!
Where else can you hear grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi? Submissions come from a wide range of participants, from professional performers to total amateurs . All in the noble pursuit of self-degradation. Share the shame.
Tickets and Seating Information:
tickets do not include guaranteed seating. When the seats are full, there is ample standing room.
is sold by the chair, and is in the first or second row.
Front Row VIP:
A table for five right in front of the stage, including admission for five and bottle service
Downstairs VIP Booths:
These are against the wall with a good view of the stage and include admission for six and bottle service
Upstairs VIP, and Double:
These don't have an unimpeded view of the stage, but are close to the balcony rail. They also include admission for six and bottle service