Have you ever dreamed of flying to a pristine tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women and sexy men, only to be completely stranded for 24 hours with no food, shelter, or any of your personal belongings? How about drunkenly fighting 3 random people, over a cold, wet mattress to sleep on? Ever wanted to take a week off of work, so you can vacation in a post-apocalyptic nightmare? Do you love being locked in a hot, sweaty airport all day? How about cheese sandwiches?
Well now you're in luck! Experience FYRE'd, and relive the biggest party disaster in history (without the disaster).
No longer will you need to run from wild pigs trying to cannibalize you. No need to be sexually solicited for basic necessities, such as water, and sanitary bathrooms. "Hey, can you throw in some of the hottest live musical acts of our generation, such as Migos, Disclosure, Lil Yachty, and Major Lazer", you may ask??? Absolutely not!!! ...but we do have the next best thing: Veteran DJs spinning all of their music instead. Don't spend 100x more for an event that will leave you with extreme PTSD, when you can come get FYRE'd, and get a slightly lower, and much more manageable case of PTSD.
DJs will be spinning music from all the acts "booked" at Fyre Festival! Including: Ja Rule (not actually booked for FYRE surprisingly) Blink 182, G.O.O.D MUSIC artists (Kanye, Pusha T, Big Sean, Desiigner), Major Lazer, Disclosure, Migos, Lil Yachty, Skepta, Rae Sremmurd, Matoma, Daya, Klingande, Kaytranada, Claptone, Le Youth, Lee Burridge, Tensnake, Thugfucker, Blond:ish, Niconé, Rampue, Bedouin, Fur Coat, Jan Blomqvist, Lovecraft, BO, Daniel Cowel, Sezer Uysal, Lake Avalon, Rancido, Beto Abrahão, Nici Faerber, Daniel Nydegger, Stefano Richetta.