Friday, March 9
doors @ 6:30pm;
show 7:30pm - 9:30pm.
all ages.
Gen. Adm.: $17;
Reserved Seating: $36 advance;
$23 door.
Mortified is a comic excavation of adolescent writing, art & media. PS: It totally likes you.


Matt Skopak
Leslie McLean
Marcus Ronaldi
Kevin Wofsy
Lindsey Adams

With musical accompaniment by:

The Freeze

The show starts promptly at 7:30, so please arrive early!
Hot off the release of our new Netflix series The Mortified Guide, Mortified is back with an all new set of teen diaries read by the adult selves who wrote them!

This month: A teen writes a decoy diary to throw off his parents from what was really happening, memoirs of a horny teen battling against hormones, a young teen tries writing songs about drugs without ever trying them, and a young boy tires to prove he's not gay by writing a full novel!

Plus the hip hop/improv comedy house band: The Freeze with OG members Anthony Veneziale aka Two Touch & Andrew Bancroft aka Jelly Donut back for a very rare performance!

Hailed as a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, The Onion AV Club, & Entertainment Weekly, Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original authors -- in front of total strangers!

Where else can you hear grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi? Submissions come from a wide range of participants, from professional performers to total amateurs . All in the noble pursuit of self-degradation. Share the shame.

Tickets and Seating Information:

General Admission tickets do not include guaranteed seating. When the seats are full, there is ample standing room.

Reserved Seating is sold by the chair, and is in the first or second row.

Front Row VIP: A table for five right in front of the stage, including admission for five and bottle service.

Downstairs VIP Booths: These are against the wall with a good view of the stage and include admission for six and bottle service.

Upstairs VIP, and Double: These don't have an unimpeded view of the stage, but are close to the balcony rail. They also include admission for six or twelve and bottle service.