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9th Annual Doomed Valentine's Show
Friday, February 13
And Every 2nd Friday
doors @ 6:30pm;
show 7:30pm - 9:30pm.
all ages.
$15 advance;
$21 door.
Show starts promptly at 7:30! Please arrive early!

It's our biggest show of the year: the 9th Annual "Doomed Valentine's Show"!

Featuring performances by:

Mark Schwartz
Amy Dietz
Justin Jorgensen
Cynthia Brinkman
Tynan DeLong

With musical accompaniment by:

The Freeze
Cupid's arrow has struck Mortified and February 13th, we're going to watch it bleed down the isle of Mortified! Join us once again for our Annual Doomed Valentines Show! We have compiled some of the best, worst, most awkward, and odd love related pieces that Mortified has to offer! Share the pain, the awkwardness, the necking, the dry humping, the wretched love poems.

Featuring as house band: The reunion of the original MCs & all original members of the improv comedy/freestyle rap sensation known as The Freeze!

Plus contests, giveaways & photobooth!

Hailed as a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, The Onion AV Club, & Entertainment Weekly, Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original authors -- in front of total strangers!

Where else can you hear grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi? Submissions come from a wide range of participants, from professional performers to total amateurs . All in the noble pursuit of self-degradation. Share the shame.

Tickets and Seating Information:

General Admission tickets do not include guaranteed seating. When the seats are full, there is ample standing room.

Front Row VIP: A table for five right in front of the stage, including admission for five and bottle service.

Downstairs VIP Booths: These are against the wall with a good view of the stage and include admission for six and bottle service.

Upstairs VIP, and Double: These don't have an unimpeded view of the stage, but are close to the balcony rail. They also include admission for six or twelve and bottle service.