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Doomed Valentine's Show
Thursday, February 13
doors @ 6:30pm;
show 7:30pm - 9:30pm.
all ages.
$15 advance;
$21 door.
Mortified is a comic excavation of adolescent writing, art & media. PS: It totally likes you.

Featuring performances by:

Scott Lifton
Andy Allen
Margot Leitman
...and more!

With musical accompaniment by:

The Freeze

Followed by an 80s/90s dance party with:

Mike Lewis
Cupid's arrow has struck Mortified and we're going to watch it bleed down the isle of Mortified! Join us once again for our Annual Doomed Valentine's Show!

We have compiled some of the best, worst, most awkward, and odd love related pieces that Mortified has to offer. Share the pain, the awkwardness, the necking, the dry humping, the wretched love poems.

Come see our biggest show of the year! This one is not to be missed! Featuring as house band: the reunion of the original 3 MCs and all original members of the improv comedy/freestyle rap sensation known as The Freeze!

Plus contests, giveaways & 80's DJ dance party after!

Hailed as a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, The Onion AV Club, & Entertainment Weekly, Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original authors -- in front of total strangers!

Where else can you hear grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi? Submissions come from a wide range of participants, from professional performers to total amateurs . All in the noble pursuit of self-degradation. Share the shame.