Join Kingus-Fishus and Eddipus Rex, as they take you on an eye-poppin', heart-stoppin', Greco-Roman Holiday guaranteed to stiffen your short-sword!

Throw your average, hum-drum Friday night to the Lions! You don't need the Oracle at Delphi to tell you History weren't never like this!!

Help spread the word throughout The Empire, Citizen!

Free dance lessons upstairs, 9:30-10pm by Brian from Swing Goth!

Oh, and hey! Look'ee here: How To Make a Toga!