The Big Board, the ringing phones... Gorgeous girls in sequinned gowns under the dazzling studio lights... Tuxedo-clad swingers undo their bow-ties, croon the Old Standards, and make heartfelt pleas for your pocket-change. It's Telethon-time!

Variety acts! Showgirls! Twirling Tassels in the service of The Cause! We're live, from Atlantic City! In our Thirty-Third continuous hour On the Air! The Phone Lines are open and it's time for...

The Hubba-Hubba Revue TELETHON!

Yes Friends, you heard right! It's a Real Show about a Fake Telethon, and it's packed to the gills with Comedy, Sexy Girls, Red-Hot Burlesque, and a star-studded line-up guaranteed to end Restless Leg Syndrome in Our Lifetime!