18-Apr-2024 (Thu) Wherein it's time to HACK THE PLANET

Yo, check it. Friday May 17th. That's right, we're doing another CYBERDELIA.

As per longstanding tradition, we are dressing up DNA Lounge as Cyberdelia, the club from the movie HACKERS! This means a 90s cyberpunk movie screening followed by a 90s cyberpunk dance party! Also featuring retro video games, rollerblade ramps, and a costume contest!

But this time we're branching out just a little bit: instead of our traditional pre-party viewing of HACKERS, we will instead be screening the 1995 Keanu Reeves cyberpunk classic, JOHNNY MNEMONIC! The year is 2021 and Johnny is smuggling 160 gigabytes of data in his overloaded brain implant, on the run from zaibatsu assassins. (You may know him better as Johnny Silverhands: Mnemonic was his maiden name.) Dolph Lundgren, Ice T and Henry Rollins co-star. Screenplay by William Gibson himself.

The last time we did a Cyberdelia with a pre-show that was not literally Hackers was that time when we did Tank Girl instead, and some people were confused by that, so lemme emphasize that from 10pm onward this is exactly the same party as all those other times, we're just watching a different movie first.

As I was painstakingly putting the mayonnaise into the bottles putting the new and improved labels on the Cyberdelia floppy flyers, I came across a few classic disks that I was not able to make myself plaster over, see wondrous artifacts below.

Number of times in the last week that I heard a customer ask a bartender, "Are these... coasters??"

Four.


16 Responses:

  1. Brian says:
    3

    I want to get on-line. I need a computer!

  2. Stuart says:
    5

    Jesus. Mosaic. I nearly spit out my dentures and discomported my truss.

  3. ohmu says:
    2
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    The DNA Lounge still exists?!
    The one owned by Rob Schneider?
    With the Swing Club hidden in the back?
    That was almost 30 years ago. That just isn't possible.

  4. J. Peterson says:
    2
    Via Mastodon

    The iridescent AOL floppy belongs in a museum.

    @textfiles

  5. 1

    Yeah, buddy, they're coasters shaped like "Save File" icons. You got it.

  6. Waider says:
    1

    Spry Mosaic. That's a name I've not heard in a long time.

    (oh noes, it's disk 2. I hope someone has disk 1.)

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