16-Sep-2020 (Wed) Wherein the Dazzle Masks are here, the Dazzle Masks are here!

New product alert!

Our Dazzle Masks are guaranteed to prevent the enemy from getting a lock on your heading and range!

Styled after the distinctive paint job in DNA Lounge's "Dazzle Room", itself based on the "razzle-dazzle camouflage" used on warships early in World War II, prior to the invention of Radar. Camouflage designed not to conceal but to confuse.

And every one of these masks is different: we have sixty-four different patterns, selected for you randomly!

They are of the same high quality construction as the Deluxe Masks: hand-made cotton twill masks with built-in over-the-nose wire. $25 each.

I expect these to be quite popular, so get your order in now! Our first batch is in stock, and we've already got a second run of them in production.

11 Responses:

  1. Marcos Dione says:

    Do they ship overseas? Over borders? It's USPS, so I guess at least intra-country works...

    • jwz says:

      There wouldn't be a "country" menu if not.

    • Marcos, they ship but if you are still on Argentina the chances of getting that package this year are less than none unless you use a courier.

      Stuff from usps is being stuck at the customs until the lockdown ends. I got a bunch of merch from here on March and it's held there.

  2. Hylyx says:

    Any chance you'll do a run of 000000 and 00ff00 dazzle masks? I really want one of these but wanna not miss out on getting one like that...

    • jwz says:

      No, I think the dazzle masks are gonna stay traditional black and white.

  3. nnpoc says:

    ok i found this website doing research on the colombian zip line so kids can go to school, and i'm super surprised that this site isnt dead. also, that mask is pretty cool ngl.

  4.   says:

    First time I've ordered something from your shop; I just want to thank you for your “please don't paste” text in your second email field.

    I actually copy/pasted my address just to see if you used any of these ridiculous JavaScript tricks, then deleted it and typed it again. Again, thanks and all the best to you and your business!

    • jwz says:

      Thanks! I've spent a lot of time fussing with that page and trying to figure out how to streamline it. There's a lot of information to collect to actually sell things, plus account creation, and I really want it all on one page. So many sites make you click through five pages to complete an order, and that always just feels to me like four too many opportunities for cart abandonment.

  5. masked up says:

    With masks, even porn has changed with the times.

    Or shopping has. I'm not sure.

  6. Michael says:

    I am happy to report that my Deluxe Masks arrived today. Def. getting some attention by people here in Van.

  7. andrew says:

    Ordered! Just got more stickers, too. No excuse for not stickering things.

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