2-Jul-2020 (Thu)
Wherein DNA Lounge face masks are back in stock

Order them on our merch page!

My apologies to those of you who had been waiting for your mask orders. Those went out yesterday and today.

The mask vendor I had been using is, it turns out, terrible, slow, and best of all, unresponsive. I've found a new vendor who is none of those things and is also local, and that's who we'll be using in the future, once this batch runs out. (Actually a few of you got the "new style" masks with your order already, because those arrived first even though I ordered them much later!)

Now that we're caught up, I'm going to do some different styles of masks, too: one with a dazzle pattern, one with the "DNA Lounge COVID-19 biohazard" logo, and a Turbo Drive logo. Any other suggestions you'd be interested in purchasing?

20 Responses:

  1. Lloyd says:

    I’m thinking THEY LIVE has you covered.

    THIS IS YOUR GOD.

  2. nooj says:

    Glow-in-the-dark or fluorescent ink!

    Presumably one day night clubs will be open again, and this "wearing a mask" thing will be a good idea for the next several years. I predict there's about to be a LOT of mask fetishes out there. A mask with glow-in-the-dark or fluorescent print would be amazing! Perfect for that dimly-lit dungeon or bedroom!

  3. Dude says:

    "Only to be Removed for Pizza Consumption"

  4. Bill Pau says:

    I think it goes without saying that you should make one that just says "avoid spikes."

  5. William says:

    wipE'out" Champion 1996
    ~cyberdelia~

  6. Ed says:

    I received mine today. It is a really high quality mask and it was the first one that was actually comfortable on my truly brobdingnagian schnozz! Thanks :)

  7. Billy says:

    The logo ones should have the option for goatse hands.

  8. Jyrgen N says:

    I'd love one (or three) with a dazzle pattern. Would you ship to Europe?

  9. Jim says:

    I still want to donate at least a third of the e-paper mask profits to the ACLU.

  10. cc says:

    "Shipping and Handling" seems to be fixed to $3.95 - it didn't change even when I selected "United Kingdom" as the delivery address. That can't be right, can it? I'd love to order one but don't want you to lose out on shipping costs.

  11. nooj says:

    Serious suggestions:
    - plain black
    - a moustache/beard, in various forms
    - type your own message / upload a (greyscale) image

    Nonserious:
    - goatse hands
    - "I can't breathe"

    Seasonal masks:
    - "I voted"
    - "Kiss me I'm Irish"

    Custom order:

  12. JGRO says:

    Dazzle is very hot right now.

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