19-May-2016 (Thu)
Wherein new puns have been installed above the oven.

The new DNA Pizza menu boards have arrived, check it out:

It looks so slick when it's new, before that furnace of an oven beneath it has warped it and given it a yellow tint... but more importantly, new items!

The appetizers have been re-vamped to be more of a mix-and-match situation, and we've added a few things. Might I particularly recommend the lemon pepper chicken nuggets. Sandwich and salads have also been updated with new puns. The Jayne Cobb Salad and Deep House Salad are out, due to unpopularity (even though I found the names hilarious) but in are: the Leaf Ericson, the Tom Tom Club, the Anton La Vegan and the Mötley Crüton.

The California Chicken, which is actually the sandwich I get most often, is still called that because I haven't been able to come up with a good chicken pun.

The California Über Olive is still probably my favorite of all of these names. You know, Jello Biafra has been here a bunch of times, so I wonder if he's ever noticed it up there. And I wonder if he's ever ordered it. And I wonder if whichever punk rock kid was working the register even recognized him. Because whichever way that scenario played out, it would have been hilarious.

Some photos:

So Stoked
Bootchella
Snog
Hubba Hubba: Murder Mansion
Death Guild @ Codeword
Bootie Prom 2015

It was so cool that Snog cosplayed as our ATMs!

20 Responses:

  1. A. So gonna get a c&d from Anton laveys estate again, and B. Ceasar salads don't use spring mix. They use Romaine. Or it's not a Ceasar salad. So much attention to detail, and no one has fixed that yet?

  2. Ben says:

    No love for Cobb salads?! The king of salads?! What is wrong with you people!

    • Ben says:

      and by 'you people' I was referring to your patrons - not you, who had the good taste to offer a Cobb to begin with.

  3. David Konerding says:

    The design of the sign reminds me of ST:TNG.

  4. The California Chicken sandwich is pretty darn good! Ate there yesterday

  5. Jim Sweeney says:

    ...moping.

    yes,

  6. Michael V. says:

    Spitballing some chicken puns:

    The Poultrygeist
    The Starbuck-buck-bucAW! (along the same lines... ¡A-Pollo!)
    White (Meat) Minority
    The Foghorn

    • Brian B says:

      The Pullet Surprise.

    • MattyJ says:

      I have to cast my vote (I get a vote, right?) for The Foghorn. Excellent double meaning, but I wonder if people that weren't kids in the 70's would get the chicken reference.

  7. thielges says:

    Impressed that you serve not one but two potato pizzas. So that's it. I'm gonna have to try them both.

  8. jmags says:

    At first I thought happy hour was 1 dollar of all beef. Maybe you should consider adding that.

  9. Phil says:

    Amoroso rolls! Actual Amoroso, imported from the east coast? How do you manage that and not have them dead stale? Is the Amoroso supply chain reaching to SF now?

  10. JMJ says:

    Bok Rogers = The California Chicken. Consider appending "tentacle" after the word "chicken" in the menu description and you're almost done. Also, bock (beer) mustard?

  11. I love the 'California Uber Olive'

  12. Juki the Beak says:

    Excellent suggestions above, a few more...

    * Clucking Bad: The Toasted Los Pollos Hermanos!
    * A Spotted Owl with Mayo...
    * The Revolting Spatchcock
    * The Natty Mon, Capon (Jamaican Jerk Remix)
    * The Festive Cockerel Gobbler (Chicken/Turkey Combo)
    * Srsly Plucked Up!
    * Hen-Thai with Rooster Sauce (Spicy Asian)
    * The Easy Lay... (Standard Chicken BLT)

  13. Joe Luser says:

    it would seem as though 'yardbird' could work its way in there but i dunno ...

  14. Dara says:

    California Über Olive
    Anton La Vegan
    Bela Lugosi's Bread

    oh my god