Hey, remember that time PRINCE played here? Four times?
Hey, remember that time, just about 13 months ago, when we opened a new venue?
This year in Above DNA we've had 129 shows, which averages out to 2.5/week. We're open a lot these days! Last year we averaged 7.6 events/week overall, which is only possible because we have two rooms now. We also broke a few of our own attendance records, and we won some awards! We've slung quite a few pizzas.
This is also the year when, in addition to our usual run of dance parties and rock shows, we started having a bunch of seated events, which was an unexpected turn: but those events are all awesome.

You must buy advance tickets! They're going fast and there will be none available at the door!
Thank you all for making 2013 a good one. Now let's get drunk.
That's a damn good year. More than one event a day is impressive.
Last man standing has its advantages. (as does obviously hard work and general excellence, but still ...)