18-Dec-2011 (Sun)
Wherein Code Yellow is upgraded to Code Brown.
Last night one of our customers shit his pants.
I'm pretty sure it was unintentional, however.
I was just marveling last night that there were a few years of our operation here before we knew about Spill Magic. It's kind of hard to even fathom that. These days, we buy it by the 55 gallon drum.
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This is a worrysome trend of escalation. Maybe you should be issuing your employees hazmat suits?
Owning a club sounds glamourous!
Disgusted bartender texted me at 1am: "God, some guy just passed out and shit himself at my bar."
I should have told him to stop dosing everyone with laxative-infused vodka....bleh.
Disgusted bartender texted me at 1am: "God, some guy just passed out and shit himself at my bar."
I should have told him to stop dosing everyone with laxative-infused vodka....bleh.
Yeah, Laxatinis are soooo 2010.
I had the honor or being the one to walk code yellow out, after admonishing him for various other things several times. I missed out on this one though, only hearing about it after the fact. I am thoroughly ok with this fact.
"Laxative-Infused Vodka" should be the next DG drink special. Or, "Shithammer".
Brings new meaning to the term "shit-faced".
Welcome to my world. Over at Kink.com we have 2 x 55 gallon drums of lube, and 2 x 55 gallon drums of disinfectant
It would be such a great day if foreign countries would disclose the identities and cash stashes of corrupt US cops and any government officials. You know almost all of them gotta be dirty ;). Everything is sneaky up around sneakyville you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwCOsSvygw&list=FLTHk1I6jbQCyYx9DTTeo1EQ