6-May-2010 (Thu)
Wherein a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
On Monday, we had an extremely pukey customer who had to call her mom for a ride home. Mom showed up in a truck with a horse trailer on the back, and a donkey inside.
"Yes, it really is a donkey," she told the goths.
Then she gathered up her daughter and tossed her in the back with the donkey. I guess projectile-vomiters don't get to ride up front in the people-seats!
Crap. Who knew there were Amish goths?
It's just a small step, they already all wear black clothing that everybody else stopped wearing decades ago.
MOMMMM...!! OMG, YOU TOTALLEH EMBARASSED MEH! DONKEYS ARE _SO_ NOT GOTH!
Or should I have said, "Woman, get on my donkey..."?
Say it in a Shrek voice; it's sexier that way.
LOL!
poor donkey.
This is one of the funniest things I've read in my entire life.
I've spent a few months in Africa and the Middle East and I'd decided to try to get the donkey to replace the fixie as the hipster mode of transport in SF. Apparently I've been beaten to it.
She rode with the donkey rather than on it, but hey it's a start.
maybe the donkey rode her?
I'm sorry, that was officially the best fucking shit ever.
How embarrassing for the donkey.
My stars, did you book them? Mother, daughter, donkey, puke -- I smell an Aristocrats tribute group. I regret smelling it. I should have held my breath.
"The ARISTOCRATS!" was, in fact, the first thing I said when I saw the trailer.
And it works on so many levels...
http://www.efukt.com/20681_Amazing_Horse.html nsfw
That explains the "Not yours." horse trailer pic.
In other news: Livejournal's forced-recaptcha even when logged in as a permanent user sucks. (sigh)