I hope you've all been watching the webcast tonight! It's not often that you get to actually watch paint dry.
So much paint.
The paint is there to cover up the interdimensional portal
"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
One of my lesser regrets is not having a camera when I saw a big sign on a shop in Toronto:
WATCH BATTERIES WHILE YOU WAIT