16-Mar-2005 (Wed)
Wherein Jesus, a rabbi, Colonel Sanders, Hunter S. Thompson and a slutty Hawaiian girl walk into a bar...
"So... Jesus, a rabbi, Colonel Sanders, Hunter S. Thompson and a slutty Hawaiian girl walk into a bar. Then the gorilla says..."
Indeed, that's what happened on Sunday! I'm glad that my bar is helping to make bar jokes come to life. You want photos, I assume: MC Kingfish's Burlesque Birthday Blowout.
Someone told me that the can-can troupe weren't actually booked by anybody: they just showed up, in costume, and said "can we go on next?" I will believe that this is true, because it should be. I choose to live in a world populated by roving bands of vigilante can-can girls.
Does the gorrilla suit count as a furry or is a special dispensation usually available for surreality?
I think that yes, gorilla suits count as furries, but this is offset by the inherent comedy in anything monkey-related.
Another corollary factor is how badly the suit in question makes you want to punch the person inside it. A gorilla suit has a fairly low quotient compared to, say, a wolf or a fox. Wolves really make me want to punch them.
File Under: "Things you probably didn't expect when opening the club"
This is the second time Colonel Sanders has been in your club.
oh, and at least the third time Jesus has been there.
How could you forget Jesus the Wrestler?
was there any jesus in 2003?
Truly it was a godless year.
well, that was the year we invaded, so perhaps he off leading the troops in our righteous battle?
What's with the last two photos?
That would be the Birthday Boy.
It'd be unfortunate if randomize-snapshots.pl were to accidentally favor those images for the front page.
They're in the exclusion list, of course!
Am I the only one who noticed that Meeeeester Fish's fly appears to be open?
Duh, link might help: http://www.dnalounge.com/gallery/2005/03-13/073.html