Our "classic" DNA Lounge shirts are available as t-shirts, baby tees and tank tops. You can get them in green-on-black or green-on-white, all with awesome glow-in-the-dark ink. $20 plus shipping.

Now on sale:

We've still got a bunch of the "Save DNA Lounge" shirts left over 2009 and 2010 fundraiser for our legal battles. As they are no longer timely, we're going to let you have these fine collectors' items for just $5 each!

These t-shirts have the DNA-in-handcuffs logo on the front, and the back reads "A DISORDERLY HOUSE INJURIOUS TO THE PUBLIC WELFARE AND MORALS". They are green-on-black with glow-in-the-dark ink. Buy one today to thumb your nose at the prohibitionists. Just five bucks!

Update! Thanks everybody! We're out of all of them but size SMALL now!

You can order these fine products below, or you can buy them in person at coat check or at DNA Pizza.

Might we also interest you in some stickers, buttons, posters, mugs, slipmats, or dog tags? Shipping on the small items is free if you also buy a shirt!