#!/usr/bin/perl -w
# Copyright © 2005 Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>
#
# Converts "infoline.txt" to "infoline.sable" for the Festival speech synth.
#
# Permission to use, copy, modify, distribute, and sell this software and its
# documentation for any purpose is hereby granted without fee, provided that
# the above copyright notice appear in all copies and that both that
# copyright notice and this permission notice appear in supporting
# documentation.  No representations are made about the suitability of this
# software for any purpose.  It is provided "as is" without express or 
# implied warranty.
#
# Created:  25-Mar-2002.

require 5;
use diagnostics;
use strict;

my $progname = $0; $progname =~ s@.*/@@g;
my $data_dir = $0; $data_dir =~ s@/[^/]*$@@;
my $version = q{ $Revision: 1.5 $ }; $version =~ s/^[^0-9]+([0-9.]+).*$/$1/;

my $verbose = 0;
my $debug = 0;
my $max_events = 6;

sub sable_convert($) {
  my ($body) = @_;

  $_ = $body;

  s/[*]//gm;  # asterisks are bad!

  # make times be pronouncable.
  s/\b([\d:.]+)am\b/$1 A-M/gi;
  s/\b([\d:.]+)pm\b/$1 P-M/gi;

  # time ranges.
  s/([AP][- \.]M\.?) +- /$1 to /gi;
  s/(\d+|midnight|midnite) *- *(\d+|midnight|midnite)/$1 to $2/gi;

  # convert money ranges "$15 - $20" -> "15 to $20"
  s/\$(\d+) *- *\$(\d+)/$1 to \$$2/gi;



  # some latin1 characters...
  s/[âãäåæ]/a/gi;
  s/[èéêë]/e/gi;
  s/[ìíîï]/i/gi;
  s/[ðòóôõöø]/o/gi;
  s/[ùúûü]/u/gi;
  s/[ýÿ]/y/gi;
  s/[ññ]/n/gi;

  s/(x)x+/$1/gi;   # multiple Xes can't be good.
  s/[*]//gm;  # asterisks are bad!
  s![_/]!-!g;    # no underscores or slashes...

  s/([a-z])([A-Z])/$1-$2/g;               # "xA" -> "x-A"
  s/(``|'')/\"/g;                         # use double-quotes


  # convert three digit numbers:
  s/\b(\d)0([1-9])\b/$1-oh-$2/gi;     # "606" -> "6-oh-6", "600" -> unchanged
  s/\b(\d)(1\d)\b/$1-$2/gi;           # "616" -> "6-16",   "610" -> "6-10"
  s/\b(\d)(\d)([1-9])\b/$1-$2-$3/gi;  # "626" -> "6-2-6",  "620" -> "6-20"

  # our address!
  s/\b3-7-5\b/three-seventy-five/gi;

  ###########################################################################

  s/\bID\b/I-D/gm;
  s/\bFolsom\b/Foal-some/gm;
  s/www\.dnalounge\.com\b/W-W-W dot DNA Lounge dot com/gm;
  s/\bdnalounge\.com\b/DNA Lounge dot com/gm;
  s/present\b/prezent/gi;
  s/\bn:code\b/N-Code/gi;
  s/\bd:code\b/D-Code/gi;
  s/:code\b/Code/gi;
  s/Blasthaus/Blast-House/gi;
  s/\b(joy)(pad)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(pre)(sale)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(nu)(jazz)\b/new-$2/gi;
  s/\b(ambient)(tech)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(code)(con)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(trip)(hop)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(hip)(hop)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\s+AKA\b/, AKA/gi;
  s/^(\s*OM)\.?$/$1 Records presents OM./gm;
  s/\bOM\b/Ohm/gi;
  s/\b4Real\b/For-Real/gi;
  s/\b(worm)(food)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/^\s*(Thump Radio) presents thump\./$1./gim;
  s/\bQ[OÖ][OÖ]L/Cool/gi;
  s/T\.R\.I\.P\./Trip/gi;
  s/\bJen[oö](\b|\s)/Yay-no$1/gi;
  s/\b70\'?s\b/seventies/gi;
  s/\b80\'?s\b/eighties/gi;
  s/\b90\'?s\b/nineties/gi;
  s/\bde ?luxe/D-Lucks/gi;
  s/\bpsy[- ]*/Sigh /gi;
  s/\bPA\b/P-A/g;
  s/\bBre-ad/Bry Add/gi;
  s/\biZ\b/Izz/gi;
  s/\bDiZ\b/Dizz/gi;
  s/\b(r[&]b|r and b)/are-N-bee/gi;
  s/\bsushi\b/sue-she/gi;
  s/\bblowfish\b/Blow-fish/gi;
  s/\bjorge\b/Hore-hay/gi;
  s/\bTerez\b/Tear-ez/gi;
  s/\bD\'Funk\'D\b/Dee-Funk-Dee/gi;
  s/\bLa Couqui\b/Le-Coke-Wee/gi;
  s/\bEzzy\b/Essie/gi;
  s/\bMarques\b/Mark-S/gi;
  s/\bJZ\b/Jay-Zee/gi;
  s/\b(bas)s\b/$1e/gi;    # hah! let's just assume on this one...
  s/\bnu-/new-/gi;
  s/\bN8\b/Nate/gi;
  s/\bGhreg\b/Greg/gi;
  s/\bAeon\b/Eon/gi;
  s/\bHecate\b/Hecka-tay/gi;
  s/\bRaf-One\b/Raff-one/gi;
  s/\b(C)\.(Flav)/$1-$2/gi;
#  s/\b([a-z]+) ([A-Z])\b\.?/$1-$2/gi;   # e.g., "Olga T.", "Miss E".
  s/\bInciter/Insider/gi;
  s/\bAndr[e\351]s/On-dray/gi;
  s/\bCraigslist/Craig\'s List/gi;
  s/\b\.(org|com|net)\b/ dot-$1/gi;
  s/\bKMFDM\b/K-M-F-D-M/gi;
  s/\b(Kidney)(thieves)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(Louder)(milk)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bBeni\b/Benny/gi;
  s/\bMic\b/Mike/gi;
  s/\bSen[- ]*Sei\b/Sen-say/gi;
  s/\bm\.path\b/Empath/gi;
  s/\bDJL\b/D-J-L/gi;
  s/\bDragn\'?fly\b/Dragon-fly/gi;
  s/\bSteveo\b/Steve-O/gi;
  s/\bDaly\b/Daily/gi;
  s/(h)ayes\b/$1aze/gi;
  s/\bMiguel\b/Mig-L/gi;
  s/\bMijares\b/Me-har-es/gi;
  s/\bDomingu?ez\b/Domeen-guess/gi;
  s/\bFreq\b/Freak/gi;
  s/\bFreq(System)/Freak-$1/gi;
  s/\bStradley\b/Strad-lee/gi;
  s/\bMadame\b/Madam/gi;
  s/\bMomodance\b/Mo-Mo-Dance/gi;
  s/\bOjeda\b/O-heyda/gi;
  s/\bLatrice\b/Luh-Treez/gi;
  s/\bB:Smiley\b/Be-Smiley/gi;
  s/\b(Deep)(fat)(fried)\b/$1-$2-$3/gi;
  s/\bMcGarry\b/Mac-Garry/gi;
  s/\bj:miah\b/J-My-Uh/gi;
  s/\bA:Dubl\b/A-double/gi;
  s/\bRaffi\b/Raffy/gi;
  s/\bHalou\b/Ha-lou/gi;
  s/\bDexorcist\b/Decks-or-cyst/gi;
  s/\bSukeban\b/Soo-key-bun/gi;
  s/\bdancehall\b/dance-hall/gi;
  s/\bFlo-Ology\b/flow-ology/gi;
  s/trybe/ tribe/gi;
  s/\b(ever)(soul)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bRisque\b/ris-K/gi;
  s/\bKouture\b/co-tour/gi;
  s/\bZeromancer\b/zero-man-sir/gi;
  s/\bAd Noiseam\b/Add Noise-am/gi;
  s/\bMasumi\b/Ma-sue-me/gi;
  s/\bPuimond\b/Pwee-mond/gi;
  s/\b(hog)(tied)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(hell)(raiser)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bGiannini\b/Gee-a-nee-nee/gi;
  s/\bSunil\b/Sue-neel/gi;
  s/\bKapadia\b/Kap-ah-dee-ah/gi;
  s/\bFu\b/Foo/gi;
  s/\b(Shin)(dog)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(b)(boys)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bAkida\b/Ah-key-da/gi;
  s/\bUphonic\b/You-phonic/gi;
  s/\bWichdokta\b/Witch-Doctor/gi;
  s/\bRhi-?Know\b/Rhino/gi;
  s/\bsigh cho/Psycho/gi;   # oops, undo change
  s/\bsigh nth/Synth/gi;    # oops, undo change
  s/\bMuss?elman\b/Mussel-mun/gi;
  s/\bCarr?ell?i\b/Carelli/gi;
  s/\bsci[-\s]?fi\b/sigh-fie/gi;
  s/\bAphrodite\b/Afro-dytee/gi;
  s/\bAye~n\b/Eye-N/gi;
  s/\bIntalekt\b/Intellect/gi;
  s/\bGridlok\b/Grid-lock/gi;
  s/\bFemmes?\sFatales?/Fem Fuhtail/gi;
  s/\bE\$KR\b/Esker/gi;
  s/\bRamiro\b/Ramee-roh/gi;
  s/\bLivin\b/Living/gi;
  s/\bMiz\b/Mizz/gi;
  s/\bVideorama\b/Video-rama/gi;
  s/\bFakir\b/Fakeer/gi;
  s/\bMusafar\b/Moosafar/gi;
  s/\bKimo\b/Keemo/gi;
  s/\b(Ren)( the Vinyl)\b/$1,$2/gi;
  s/\bIvry\b/Ivory/gi;
  s/\bDe La\b/Deelah/gi;
  s/\bYzer\b/Wiser/gi;
  s/\bKontinuum\b/Continuum/gi;
  s/flava\b/flavor/gi;
  s/\b(gold)(chain)/$1 $2/gi;
  s/\bVasquez\b/Vass-kez/gi;
  s/\bKahn\b/Con/gi;
  s/\bIshmael\b/Ish-male/gi;
  s/\b(Ex)(clip)(sect)\b/$1-$2-$3/gi;
  s/matik\b/matic/gi;
  s/fakt\b/fact/gi;
  s/\bHaujobb?\b/How-job/gi;
  s/\bGoapele\b/Go-uhpell/gi;
  s/\bCapoeira/Cap-oh-aera/gi;
  s/(ontinu)(um)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bZ\'?s\b/zeez/gi;
  s/\bSiouxsie\b/Susie/gi;
  s/\bSioux\b/Sue/gi;
  s/\bMauricio\b/Marr-e-c-o/gi;
  s/\bAviles\b/A-vill-s/gi;
  s/\bPsysex\b/Sigh-sex/gi;
  s/\bA\.? ?T\.? ?U\.? ?M\.?/Atom/gi;
  s/\bHesohi\b/He-so-he/gi;
  s/chyld\b/-child/gi;
  s/\bRomanowski\b/Romanow-ski/gi;
  s/\b(Arma)(get)(it)(on)\b/$1-$2-$3-$4/gi;
  s/\b(Cyrus)(rex)\b/$1 $2/gi;
  s/\bVogt\b/Vote/gi;
  s/\bGaraj\b/Garage/gi;
  s/\bNaugacide\b/Noga-side/gi;
  s/\bSoulive\b/Soul-Live/gi;
  s/S[.-]U[.-]N\.?/Sun/gi;
  s/\b(Trouble)(maker)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bVoodou/Voodoo/gi;
  s/\b(Why)(sall)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/4m-?At-?T/format/gi;
  s/\b(axel)(son)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bWhalen\b/Whale-N/gi;
  s/\bAaron\b/Erin/gi;
  s/\b(bio)(flavor)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bBi-?pole/by-pole/gi;
  s/\b(B)(Moves)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(brown)(boy)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bMathis/Math-S/gi;
  s/\bBoomschnazz/Boom-shnoz/gi;
  s/\bchaos/kaos/gi;
  s/\bConsuelo/con-sway-low/gi;
  s/\bD[^a-z]Ville/de-vill/gi;
  s/\bCRYKIT\b/Cricket/gi;
  s/(wild)(child)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bAju\b/A-jew/gi;
  s/\bMejia/May-uh/gi;
  s/\b(Dee)(android)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bDemilo/De-Mylo/gi;
  s/\bDhyon\b/dyon/gi;
  s/\bMoeller/Moller/gi;
  s/\b(Diva)(Sonic)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bDjall\b/DJ All/gi;
  s/\bChi-?Ka\b/cheeka/gi;
  s/(dub)(hub)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bEmile/E-meel/gi;
  s/\bFusch?ia/Feooshuh/gi;
  s/\bGalen\b/Gaylen/gi;
  s/\bGianni\b/Gee-annie/gi;
  s/\bGine\b/Gina/gi;
  s/\bRene\b/Rennay/gi;
  s/\bGir-?Lie8\b/Girlie 8/gi;
  s/\bGrimace\b/Grimis/gi;
  s/\bGraeme\b/Gray-M/gi;
  s/\bJaswho\??/Jazz-Who/gi;
  s/\bJu-?Ju\b/Jew-Jew/gi;
  s/\bHallucinogen/Heloosinajen/gi;
  s/\bBassix\b/basics/gi;
  s/\bJonene\b/Joe-nay-nay/gi;
  s/\bJeremiah\b/Jerry-my-ah/gi;
  s/\bTejada\b/Tay-hada/gi;
#  s/\bO[^a-z]Reilly\b/Oh-Ryeley/gi;
  s/\bKepi\b/Keppie/gi;
  s/\bKowe/Cow/gi;
  s/\bLogrey\b/Low-Gray/gi;
  s/\bL\'/El-/gi;
  s/\bIllapes\b/Illa-pess/gi;
  s/\bMalachy\b/Mella-ky/gi;
  s/\bMei\b/May/gi;
  s/\bLwun\b/Lun/gi;
  s/\bMerlot\b/Merlow/gi;
  s/\bMaeda\b/Mayda/gi;
  s/\bNtula\b/Entulla/gi;
  s/\bObu\b/Oboo/gi;
  s/\bOlli\b/Ollie/gi;
  s/\bOphelia\b/Ofeeleeuh/gi;
  s/\bLeath\b/Leeth/gi;
  s/\bGauthier\b/Gow-tee-a/gi;
  s/\bSherburne\b/Share-burn/gi;
  s/\b(Plate)(shifter)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bR[e3][^a-z]ach\b/Re-Ack/gi;
  s/\bRa-?Ven\b/Raven/gi;
  s/\bRhythmist\b/Rith-mist/gi;
  s/\bRob-ot\b/Robot/gi;
  s/\bsake\b/sa-kay/gi;
  s/\bGhael\b/Gale/gi;
  s/\bSifu\b/See-foo/gi;
  s/\b(Silence)(fiction)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bSolaris\b/Sole-eris/gi;
  s/\bInfinti\b/infinity/gi;
  s/\b(sound):/$1-/gi;
  s/\bGerrard\b/Jerard/gi;
  s/\b(Tee)(money)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bTenashus\b/Tenayshus/gi;
  s/\bDuvante\b/Doo-vantay/gi;
  s/\bTruby\b/Trooby/gi;
  s/\b(up)(rock)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bUriel\b/You-Real/gi;
  s/\bVajra\b/Vajruh/gi;
  s/dokta\b/-doctor/gi;
  s/\b(zipper)(spy)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bZach\b/Zack/gi;
  s/\bPauli\b/Polly/gi;
  s/\bBio-?Jeff\b/Byo Jeff/gi;
  s/\bHysterisis\b/Historeesis/gi;
  s/\bRoneous\b/Roney-us/gi;
  s/\bdominatrix\b/Dominaytrix/gi;
  s/\bEBM\b/E-B-M/gi;
  s/\bJwebb\b/Jay-Web/gi;
  s/\b(Grave)(dig)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bUnd\b/and/gi;
  s/(Spectacular)!\s*Spectacular!/$1-$1/gi;
  s/\$(\d+ *spoo+ky)/$1/gi;
  s/\bPharoah\b/Farrow/gi;
  s/\bDerby\b/Durby/gi;
  s/\b(lethal)(mix)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bJayvi\b/J-V/gi;
  s/\bKwai\b/Cuh-why/gi;
  s/\bGershoni\b/Gurshoni/gi;
  s/\bDaniella\b/Dan-yella/gi;
  s/\bColeman\b/Collmen/gi;
  s/\bDe Muerte\b/Dee Mware-Tay/gi;
  s/\bMacho\b/Moch-O/gi;
  s/\bSasquatcho\b/Sass-kwotch-O/gi;
  s/\bGigante\b/Gigantay/gi;
  s/\bSh(ei|ie)k\b/Sheek/gi;
  s/\bPhysique\b/Fuh-Zeek/gi;
  s/\bRasputiny\b/Rasputeeny/gi;
  s/\bEl Pollo/El Poyo/gi;
  s/\bVerdalet\b/Verdalay/gi;
  s/\bAriela\b/R-E-Ella/gi;
  s/\b(Morgen)(stern)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bLica Sto\b/Leeka Stow/gi;
  s/\bDiablo\b/Dee-ablo/gi;
  s/\bBlag\b/Blagg/gi;
  s/\brock[^a-z]+(n|and)[^a-z]+roll\b/rock-and-roll/gi;
  s/\b(Triple)(wide)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bIzzy/Issy/gi;
  s/\b(\d+)ND\b/$1th/gi;
  s/\b(\d+)RD\b/$1th/gi;
  s/\b(\d+)TH\b/$1th/gi;
  s/Dirtyhertz/dirty-hurts/gi;
  s/(Chub)(ettes)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\bMidori\b/Medori/gi;
  s/(re)(schedule)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/W\.A\.S\.P\.?/Wasp/gi;
  s/P\.?A\.W\.S\.?/Paws/gi;
  s/\bKoi\b/Coy/gi;
  s/\bDickies\b/Dickees/gi;
  s/\bNYC\b/New York/gi;
  s/\b(Witch)(doctor)/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\btiki\b/teekee/gi;
  s/\bLeethalmix\b/Lethal Mix/gi;
  s/\bFauxnique\b/Foe-Neek/gi;
  s/\bQ[- ]*Bert\b/Q-Bert/gi;
  s/\b(death)(rock)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(love)(slap)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(pay)(back)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(synth)(pop)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\balt\b/olt/gi;
  s/\bDecay\b/D-K/gi;
  s/\bToph\b/Tofe/gi;
  s/\bNetik\b/Nettick/gi;
  s/\bFarina\b/Freena/gi;
  s/\bMicronaut\b/Micro-not/gi;
  s/"noise\.to\.signal\.05"/"Noise To Signal Oh Five"/gi;
  s/\bSolevibe\b/Soul-Vibe/gi;
  s/\bRelm\b/Realm/gi;
  s/\bDaniela\b/Dan-Yella/gi;
  s/\b2x4\b/two-by-four/gi;
  s/\b3x5\b/three-by-five/gi;
  s/\bgo[ -]?gos\b/go-go's/gi;
  s/\bopio\b/Oh-Pee-Oh/gi;
  s/D\.U\.S\.T\.?/Dust/gi;
  s/\bJunkies\b/Junky's/gi;
  s/\bKZSU\b/K-Zee-S-U/gi;
  s/\bEpoxies\b/E-poxy's/gi;
  s/\bGroovie\b/Groovy/gi;
  s/\bGhoulies\b/Goo-leez/gi;
  s/\b4onefunk\b/Four-One-Funk/gi;
  s/\bJae\b/Jay/gi;
  s/\b(hammer)(fall)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\b(ed)(guy)\b/$1-$2/gi;
  s/\brox+\b/Rocks/gi;

  s/Dekonstrukt/Deconstruct/gi;
  s/\bdjs\b/DJs/g;
  s/\bDore\b/Door/g;
  s/\bcutest\b/qutest/gi;
  s/\bcorsetry\b/corsetree/gi;
  s/\bPresidente\b/Presidenty/gi;
  s/sigh chedelic/psychedelic/gi;
  s/\bDonaldson\b/Donldson/gi;
  s/-vs-/versus/gi;
  s/accoustic/acoostic/gi;
  s/Records/records/g;
  s/\bButoh\b/Bootoh/gi;
  s/\bCaliban\b/Callyban/gi;
  s/2na/tuna/gi;
  s/\bFortier\b/Forty-a/gi;
  s/Combichrist/Combi-Christ/gi;
  s/:CODEtv/Code TV/gi;
  s/\bCosmosis\b/Cosmosiss/gi;
  s/\bBardot\b/Bardo/gi;
  s/D-Soul-IV-Reel/D-Soul-For-Reel/gi;
  s/\bKUSF\b/KUSF/gi;
  s/\bDenki\b/Denky/gi;
  s/Depeche/Depesh/gi;
  s/\belementsf\b/Element SF/gi;
  s/\bDuvdev\b/Dove-Deff/gi;
  s/\bECTV\b/ECTV/gi;
  s/\bFerrato\b/Furrotto/gi;
  s/\bemcee/MC/gi;
  s/\bEnochian/Enokian/gi;
  s/Strategi-K/Strategic/gi;
  s/Eyephunk/I-Funk/gi;
  s/@/ at /gi;
  s/\bPerfect\b/Purfect/gi;
  s/\.([^\s])/ $1/gi;		# lose dot in "foo .and more"
  s/ - //gi;			# lose long hyphens
  s/\bFrau\b/Frow/gi;
  s/\bFreebsd\b/Free B-S-D/gi;
  s/Gabe Real/Gabe Reel/gi;
  s/Genitorturers/Jenny-Torturers/gi;
  s/\bManufactura\b/Manufacturra/gi;
  s/\bGoethe\b/Gurta/gi;
  s/\bHatiras\b/Hah-Teerus/gi;
  s/\bybr\b/Y-B-R/gi;
  s/&/and/gi;
  s/\bRocc\b/Rock/gi;
  s/\bCino\b/Seeno/gi;
  s/\bSpesh\b/Spessh/gi;
  s/\bJito\b/G-Toe/gi;
  s/\bJocasta\b/Jacasta/gi;
  s/\bQuix\b/Quicks/gi;
  s/\bi-Z\b/Izz/gi;
  s/\bdi-Z\b/Dizz/gi;
  s/Kaskade/Cascade/gi;
  s/\bPhaler\b/Feller/gi;
  s/\bBobien\b/Bobby-N/gi;
  s/\blive\b/lyve/gi;
  s/\bkrs\b/K-R-S/gi;
  s/\bKTVU\b/K-T-V-U/gi;
  s/Lifesavas/Life-Savers/gi;
  s/Live105/Live One Oh Five/gi;
  s/\bRhymtyme\b/Rhyme-Time/gi;
  s/Geometrist/Geometryst/gi;
  s/\bMelyss\b/Meliss/gi;
  s/Baloff/Bayloff/gi;
  s/\bTello\b/Tell-o/gi;
  s/\bMykl\b/Michael/gi;
  s/Mystchief/Mischief/gi;
  s/Nursies/Nur-sees/gi;
  s/Neuromotor/Neuro-Motor/gi;
  s/Jaine/Jane/gi;
  s/Pathogen/Pathugen/gi;
  s/\bXiao\b/Zow/gi;
  s/\bVIP\b/V-I-P/gi;
  s/Politix/Politics/gi;
  s/\bMCs\b/MCs/gi;
  s/\bPraxis\b/Pracksis/gi;
  s/Raison D.etre/Rayzen Dettra/gi;
  s/\bAmeet\b/A-Meet/gi;
  s/\bMancias\b/Manchez/gi;
  s/\bSaifir\b/Say-Fear/gi;
  s/\bSamira\b/Su-Meera/gi;
  s/\bIndymedia/Indy-Media/gi;
  s/\bSariah/Su-Riah/gi;
  s/\bLatelle/Ladell/gi;
  s/chupa\s*cabras?/Choopa Cobras/gi;
  s/\bSety\b/Setty/gi;
  s/Sigh chic/Psychic/gi;
  s/\bSOS\b/S-O-S/gi;
  s/\bBuffet\b/Buffae/gi;
  s/\bSpinderella/Spinderalla/gi;
  s/\bKPFA\b/KPFA/gi;
  s/\bStiletta\b/Stilletta/gi;
  s/\bDevil-Ettes/Devillettes/gi;
  s/E-poxy/Epoxie/gi;
  s/\bIdjut\b/Idiot/gi;
  s/\bPhenomenauts\b/Phenomenots/gi;
  s/\bMc-Guiness\b/McGuiness/gi;
  s/\bStakeaart\b/Stake-Art/gi;
  s/\bTofe\b/Toffe/gi;
  s/\bTrashina\b/Trash-eena/gi;
  s/\bTreavor\b/Trevor/gi;
  s/\bThreat\b/Thrett/gi;
  s/\bSkool\b/School/gi;
  s/\bTycho\b/Tyco/gi;
  s/\bUFO\!?/U-F-O/gi;
  s/\bNefertiti\b/Nefer-teetee/gi;
  s/\bXLR8R\b/Accelerator/gi;
  s/\bsfstation\b/S-F Station/gi;
  s/\bXia\b/Zow/gi;
  s/\bZeph\b/Zeff/gi;
  s/\bZombifiers\b/Zombie-fyers/gi;
  s/\bKAOS\b/Chaos/gi;
  s/\bfaux\b/foe/gi;
  s/\bpresents\b/prezents/gi;
  s/\bindie\b/Indy/gi;
  s/\bYO\b/Yo/g;


  ###########################################################################

  s/:(\s)/!$1/g;               # colons -> exclam
  s/\.[.:;]*([.:;])/$1/g;      # punctuation after period -> just that punct.
  s/;(\s)/. $1/g;              # semicolons -> full stop
  s/\b([AP]-M) *$/$1./gm;      # full stop after times at end-of-line.

  s/&/&amp;/g;
  s/</before/g;
  s/>/after/g;

#  s/(\s[A-Z]\.\n)/$1\n/gsi;    # extra \n if line ends in single letter.

  s/\n\n+/\n/gsi;  # strip blank lines

  s@\n\s*(All events)( are)@\n$1,$2@gs;
  s@\b(Thank you for calling!)@<PITCH BASE="+20%">$1</PITCH>@gsi;
  s@\b(Transmission ends\.)@<PITCH BASE="-30%">$1</PITCH>@gsi;

  $body = $_;

  my @lines = split(/\n/, $body);
  foreach (@lines) {
    if (m/^[^\s<]/si) {   # date line
      $_ = "\n<PITCH BASE=\"+20%\">$_</PITCH>";
    } elsif (m/^ /) {
      # small pause at each comma.
      s@,@,<BREAK LEVEL="small"/>@gsi;
    }
    # unindent all lines.
    s/^ +//gm;
    s/ +$//gm;
  }

  $body = join ("\n", @lines);

  $body = ("<?xml version=\"1.0\"?>\n" .
           "<!DOCTYPE SABLE PUBLIC " .
           "\"-//SABLE//DTD SABLE speech mark up//EN\"\n" .
           "	\"Sable.v0_2.dtd\"\n" .
           "[]>\n" .
           "<SABLE>\n" .
           $body .
           "\n</SABLE>\n");

  # for Mac, screw all that Sable stuff.
  $body =~ s/<[^<>]+>//gs;
  $body =~ s/^\s+//gs;
  $body =~ s/\s+$/\n/gs;

  return $body;
}

sub sable_convert_file($$) {
  my ($infile, $outfile) = @_;

  my $body = '';
  local *IN;
  open (IN, "<$infile") || error ("$infile: $!");
  while (<IN>) { $body .= $_; }
  close IN;

  $body = sable_convert ($body);

  #### no rename_or_delete ...
  local *OUT;
  open (OUT, ">$outfile") || error ("$outfile: $!");
  print OUT $body;
  close OUT;
}


sub error($) {
  my ($err) = @_;
  print STDERR "$progname: $err\n";
  exit 1;
}

sub usage() {
  print STDERR "usage: $progname [--verbose] infile outfile\n";
  exit 1;
}

sub main() {
  my ($infile, $outfile);
  while ($#ARGV >= 0) {
    $_ = shift @ARGV;
    if ($_ eq "--verbose") { $verbose++; }
    elsif (m/^-v+$/) { $verbose += length($_)-1; }
    elsif (m/^-./) { usage; }
    elsif (!defined($infile))  { $infile = $_; }
    elsif (!defined($outfile)) { $outfile = $_; }
    else { usage; }
  }

  sable_convert_file ($infile, $outfile);
}

main();
exit 0;