Burlesque Catfight:

The Lollies -vs- Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
Naughty Clown Peep Show
Dark Garden Karney Kouture
Hobo Boxing! Rococo Risque! Misfortune Tellers!
The Yo-Yo King
Dammit the Wonder Dog & Chicken John
Frank Olivier's Twisted Vaudville
Valentine (The Gender Chameleon)
Dancing! Drunkeness! Karny Booths!
And of course, Porn-Clown Cream Pie Ho-Down

With dueling MCs:

Mirabilis & Unkle Paul.
Plus, absolute Vodka drink specials.

For your dancing and listening pleasure:

DJ Ouchy The Clown
DJ Stagger N. Wretch
DJ Casanova Bossanova Boomschnazz

Come in KarnyTown dress please: Karny folk, sad clowns, freaks, hobos, gypsies, and peep show honeys!