But this guy amuses himself by ordering them at snooty cocktail bars to see what happens: Saving Summer's Trashiest Cocktail: Make Way For The $21 Long Island Ice Tea. It's funny. Also, in case you haven't seen:

It's been kind of a slow-news couple of weeks. Uh... we got some mirrors installed behind the bars in Above DNA and DNA Pizza. They're nice. We had some parties. We have some photos of some of them:

Bootie Aprilween

Bootie Cinco de Mayo

Psyclon Nine

DAMSF

DJ Cutman

Dillinger Escape Plan

From the incident reports after the Dillinger show:

• At apx 11:37pm [REDACTED] assisted [REDACTED] with a patron who had lost his pants in the pit. No injuries resulted from the loss of pants.
• Also we had to dispose on one drum rug due to it being watered by a patron.

"Watered" means what you think.]]> http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/05/24.html/feed/ 4 http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/05/03.html http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/05/03.html#comments Sat, 04 May 2013 00:51:38 +0000 jwz http://dnalounge.com/b/EY8 SF Weekly Best of San Francisco poll.

Relevant categories include:

  5. Best DJ
  9. Best MC
13. Best Bartender
16. Best Gay Friendly Bar/Club
19. Best Live Music Venue
20. Best Cocktail
24. Best New Club   (Above DNA counts!)
41. Best Late Night Bite
44. Best Pizza
45. Best Sandwich   (Have you tried our new sandwiches? My favorite is the Boba Feta.)
52. Best Drag Queen
53. Best Event Producers
59. Best Place To Hear Random Screaming At 3 a.m.   (Maybe we'd rather not win this one.)

We're still bummed that last year they eliminated the "Best Dance Club" and "Best Club Night" categories, since DNA Lounge and/or Bootie won those every year, but please do vote for us in the remaining categories!

Tonight: Helmet in the main room, and Twitch with Youth Code and Sewn Leather in Above DNA.

Some recent photo galleries:

Skitzo

Hunky Jesus

Trap & Bass

Dope Stars Inc.

Bare Chest Calendar Contest

Absu

Also, mixtape 128 is out. Enjoy!]]> http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/05/03.html/feed/ 1 http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/27.html http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/27.html#comments Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:37:06 +0000 jwz http://dnalounge.com/b/EY4 The last time we tried this was in 2004, and it did not go well that time either.

The Facebook page says:

We did not get the 6 votes needed to keep this bill alive in the state senate. This is sad news for the over 10,000 folks who emailed the state senators and all the people who wanted this to become real, we do have an opportunity.

It's telling that when you google for information about this, the only hits you find are the various "Stop SB 635" sites put up by the prohibitionists. Not even a statement on its defeat from Leno, that I can find. Clearly the opposition out-spent and out-organized those of us who wanted the laws governing how San Franciscans may spend their evenings to come from San Francisco instead of Sacramento.

There's some talk of a ballot measure to try again, but that can't happen before 2016, and it will surely just be out-organized and out-spent, like this one was.]]> http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/27.html/feed/ 5 http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/26.html http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/26.html#comments Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:34:23 +0000 jwz http://dnalounge.com/b/EYk
Our hard tickets were pretty sweet.

Well, that was four of the best shows I've ever seen in my life. I just watched Prince perform for six to eight hours, and I would have watched a third night as well if we were lucky enough to have one.

He's just mind-blowing. He is a force of nature. And his band is amazing, too. Here, read some reviews:

• SF Weekly: Prince Delights Himself (And a Small Crowd) at DNA Lounge
• San Jose Mercury News: Prince royally rocks San Francisco.
• Rock Subculture: Day 1, Late Show and Day 2, Early Show.
• SF Chronicle: Prince makes a racket at DNA Lounge.
• East Bay Express: The Sheer, Epic Princeliness of Prince.
• City Sound Inertia: "I got a lot of hits. We could be here all night."

My mom couldn't stop talking about how much this show reminded her of seeing Hendrix at Woodstock.

This has been an exhausting few weeks, but: we nailed it.

Our staff did such a fantastic job under incredibly stressful conditions! Many of them put in double shifts, two days in a row.

In fact, a number of customers who were sending us hate mail complemented the staff, e.g., "This show was terrible and this is the worst venue the world has ever seen, even though the staff was nice." We got two phone calls today from people calling to say only, "You guys did a great job and your staff was awesome." Nobody ever calls, or even emails, to say things like that. People only call to complain about something!

So let's hear it for the DNA crew. Well done, folks!

Lots of people were pissed off about lots of things, though. The entitlement ran deep. So very deep. A few of the more popular things that people hated on us over:

• It was so expensive, you're so greedy. (The ticket price wasn't our decision, but even so, I'd say that the fact that all four shows sold out in 90 minutes means that the market says that it was underpriced. Also, you'd have paid that much for seats in section 1 of the Oakland Coliseum and still been seated as far from the stage as DNA Lounge is from Slim's!)

• It was totally unfair of you to announce the show and put tickets on sale at the same time. (Also not our decision, but I can't think of anything more "fair" than leaving your opportunity to get a ticket almost entirely to chance.)

• It was totally unfair of you to release 40 more tickets for a discounted price on the day of the show, so you should give me (and, presumably, the other 3,000 people) a refund. (Also not our decision, but come on, these people apparently believe that if any product ever goes on sale, every person who has ever bought one should get their money back.)

• It was crowded, it shouldn't have been crowded. (Presumably they'd rather we let half as many people in, charge twice as much, and halve their chances of being able to attend at all?)

• I got here late and chose to stand at the back behind a tall guy and couldn't see, you suck.

• It's unfair that you won't give me a VIP booth for free, because I'm old / my wife is pregnant / my service animal doesn't like to stand for that long.

Overall, though, response has been overwhelmingly positive.

We must live in a far more violent world than I realized, though, because it seems that about one in fifteen people are mugged and have their credit cards stolen over any given three week period. These were all people trying to use scalped tickets, hoping that if they all gave us exactly the same obvious story, we wouldn't check their credit card at will-call. Probably a couple of them were telling the truth, but we heard this story so many times it's just statistically impossible.

At its peak, the line wrapped all the way around the block: it turned the corner onto Tenth Street. Here's some video I shot of it, when it was not-quite-yet turning the corner:

Still, once the doors were open, we got all those people inside in about 20 minutes.

One of the things Prince wanted was a curtain at the front of the stage. We don't have one, so we rented one, and it was pretty awesome, check this out:

Once the band was set up, though, the curtain was kind of in the way, so they decided not to use it at all. Bummer.

I've realized that I never told our Prince story from 2000! We were deep in the throes of remodeling, and there was no floor in the main room: they were excavating the drains, so it was basically piles of dirt and open trenches full of rust and horror. It looked like this. This is the view from standing on the stage, looking at where the main bar is now:

And then we got a phone call: Prince would like to play a secret after-show there in three days.

Barry and I stood on top of one of those piles of dirt staring at that room for hours, yelling at each other and trying to figure out how we were going to cover this open pit with plywood and rent and install an entire sound system in two days. Because you do not say no to Prince. But we did. We said no.

Thirteen years later, though!

Here's a view we don't get to see very often: Prince's tour bus, shot from a neighbor's apartment:

This is approximately as close as you were allowed to get to Prince with a camera in hand.

Even I couldn't get a photo pass. In my own club.

But you don't say no to Prince.]]> http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/26.html/feed/ 15 http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/22.html http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/22.html#comments Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:11:58 +0000 jwz http://dnalounge.com/b/EYM

Will-call tickets can be picked up starting at 6AM on the day of the show! Tuesday tickets will be available all day Tuesday; Wednesday tickets will be available on Wednesday.

We won't allow lines to begin forming until 5pm for the early shows, and 9pm for the late shows. If you try to queue up earlier than that, you will be asked to leave and come back later.

There will be no tickets for sale at the door. At this point, the only way to get in is to reserve a VIP booth. Contact us at 415-857-4417 or orders@dnalounge.com if you're interested.]]> http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/22.html/feed/ 6 http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/20.html http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/20.html#comments Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:28:14 +0000 jwz http://dnalounge.com/b/EX0 the calendar, because later tonight we will be putting a very few VIP tables on sale for the Prince shows. They will include admission for six, a bottle of liquor, and a view of the stage!]]> http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/04/20.html/feed/ 13