I'm really curious about the story behind the drilled-out safe. Forgotten combination or broken lock?
Broken lock. It had been intermittently not accepting the combo for years (sometimes taking dozens of tries to get it open) but finally it stopped entirely. The safe dude said one of the discs had actually fallen off.
Penny, your check-engine light is on.
The Master Control Program regrets that it cannot be responsible for identity discs lost or stolen.
Tetanus boot does not approve of your shenanigans
Am I hallucinating or does it have teeth?
I thought they were toenails.
I am pleased to see that you were able to recover those three rubber bands.
In the immortal words of Picard: "There are 4 rubber bands!" ;)