11-Sep-2012 (Tue)
Wherein we have doors, and rails, and mirrors, and panic, but mostly doors.

Today was quite the flurry of activity, as much of the following was happening at the same time that Korpiklaani and friends were loading in and sound-checking:

We now have ACTUAL DOORS in both the upstairs and downstairs door-holes, that both open and close properly! This is truly a banner day. To some approximation, these photos are the desired end result of the last two years of work and correspondingly vast piles of green, leafy money. All the other things -- building the bathrooms, bolting in the girders, soundproofing the windows, and, in fact selling pizza at all -- were ancillary stepping-stones that were necessary to get to the point where these doors exist.

It's a long game.

They will have closers and panic hardware (push-bars) tomorrow. You may notice that the paired doors open in opposite directions, because, for occupancy reasons, they have to function as bi-directional fire exits.

Now we're thinking with portals.

The right door in the first picture has weird-looking hinges because that door actually opens 180°, so that it won't block sight lines to the stage when it's open all the way. That took some doing to make work properly. The door and hinges had to be custom-made, and then there was some welding.

There's a huge amount of drywall around those downstairs doors. The fire department made us put two layers of drywall around the frame, which came out to be four full sheets and just about a hundred different pieces of drywall because of all the nooks and crannies necessary to fit a door frame in to a fairly complex hole through two different walls. Their reason for this was that the new wall construction has to be "two hour burn-rated", which makes some amount of sense until you realize two things: first, all of this "new construction" is like six inches wide; and second, the doors do not have to be two-hour rated. We're required to over-engineer the frame around the doors but not the doors themselves. Hello to yet another giant waste of time and money because bureaucrats are denied any incentive to behave as if they have any god damned common sense.

The new hand-rails started going in today, too. Here's something you'll never hear anyone say in any construction project ever: "They surprised us by finishing earlier than they said." But that's what happened. There's some jankiness to be sorted out with the work, but the Stick of Splaining is being vigorously applied.

That last photo is of the mirror behind the new front bar. It's hard to take pictures of mirrors (and what color are they?) It's a very funny shape, because that corner of the room is a very funny shape. Shelves for bottles will go in front of it shortly.

Also today, three more holes went through the concrete to accommodate the new soda and glycol lines. (Four inch diamond-tipped hole-drill bits that can go through a foot of concrete cost $700. Things I didn't want to know.) Why the holes? Since we have two brand new bars, and one bar being converted from a beer-and-wine-only bar to a full-service bar, that means we have miles more tubing to run. Our kegs and juice boxes will still live in DNA's liquor room and walk-in fridge, so all the bars will be supplied from the same head-end. We do it this way so that we never have to haul kegs through the room during an event.

And..

All of the sudden we've got less than a week to finish almost everything else.

See, one of the ways ABC likes to jerk people around is they tell you, "Call us when everything is done, and we'll schedule an inspection. That inspection will happen in usually about 20 business days." Nobody in their right mind wants to sit around with their thumb up their ass for 20 days, so we called them last week, when we thought we were safely 20 days from being done. And today they called and said, "We'll be there Monday."

Oops.

Photos are up of the New Wave City Twentieth Anniversary. Twenty years!

They also got a Mayoral Proclamation designating September 7th as "New Wave City Day", which is awesome.

Come see My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult's 25th anniversary show tomorrow. It will be good.

9 Responses:

  1. db48x says:

    Nice door. Mirrors are slightly green.

  2. Seg says:

    I am very very very very excited!!!

  3. Jeremy Wilson says:

    It's amazing the level of patience you have for the insanity that is DNA construction, but zero for idiot comments. I guess it's all used up on DNA.

    • jwz says:

      I think you need to define your terms.

      • Jeremy Wilson says:

        Okay, it's not ZERO. But significantly less.

        • Jake Nelson says:

          I think the relative incentives play a factor.

          Enduring the Kafka-esque (I feel a new term for this is required, but I can't think of a better one at the moment) madness that is DNA construction leads to continued DNA operation, which is something jwz clearly values. Not going through all of this would, y'know, stymie his efforts.

          Enduring idiot comments gains him nothing, and not enduring them costs him nothing save a banhammer click or two.

      • nooj says:

        Sadly, he probably means "DNA construction" as in "bourgeios changes to DNA Lounge", not as in "the brilliant unspeakable tentacle horrors you inflict uponhumanity that burn the mind and rend the soul".

  4. Grey Hodge says:

    Thrill Kill Kult is 25? Suddenly I feel old.