18-Dec-2011 (Sun)
Wherein Code Yellow is upgraded to Code Brown.

Last night one of our customers shit his pants.

I'm pretty sure it was unintentional, however.

I was just marveling last night that there were a few years of our operation here before we knew about Spill Magic. It's kind of hard to even fathom that. These days, we buy it by the 55 gallon drum.

10 Responses:

  1. DoctorMemory says:

    This is a worrysome trend of escalation. Maybe you should be issuing your employees hazmat suits?

  2. christopher baus says:

    Owning a club sounds glamourous!

  3. Jessica Beth says:

    Disgusted bartender texted me at 1am: "God, some guy just passed out and shit himself at my bar."

    I should have told him to stop dosing everyone with laxative-infused vodka....bleh.

  4. Jessica Beth says:

    Disgusted bartender texted me at 1am: "God, some guy just passed out and shit himself at my bar."

    I should have told him to stop dosing everyone with laxative-infused vodka....bleh.

  5. Arlo Kirschner says:

    I had the honor or being the one to walk code yellow out, after admonishing him for various other things several times. I missed out on this one though, only hearing about it after the fact. I am thoroughly ok with this fact.

  6. Indigo Nai says:

    "Laxative-Infused Vodka" should be the next DG drink special. Or, "Shithammer".

  7. Timothy Foreman says:

    Brings new meaning to the term "shit-faced".

  8. Dave Slavik says:

    Welcome to my world. Over at Kink.com we have 2 x 55 gallon drums of lube, and 2 x 55 gallon drums of disinfectant

  9. charlesmanson says:

    It would be such a great day if foreign countries would disclose the identities and cash stashes of corrupt US cops and any government officials. You know almost all of them gotta be dirty ;). Everything is sneaky up around sneakyville you know.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwCOsSvygw&list=FLTHk1I6jbQCyYx9DTTeo1EQ