6-May-2010 (Thu)
Wherein a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

On Monday, we had an extremely pukey customer who had to call her mom for a ride home. Mom showed up in a truck with a horse trailer on the back, and a donkey inside.

"Yes, it really is a donkey," she told the goths.

Then she gathered up her daughter and tossed her in the back with the donkey. I guess projectile-vomiters don't get to ride up front in the people-seats!

17 Responses:

  1. rmjwell says:

    Crap. Who knew there were Amish goths?

  2. mc_kingfish says:

    MOMMMM...!! OMG, YOU TOTALLEH EMBARASSED MEH! DONKEYS ARE _SO_ NOT GOTH!

  3. djmermaid says:

    LOL!

    poor donkey.

  4. mattyj2001 says:

    This is one of the funniest things I've read in my entire life.

  5. loic says:

    I've spent a few months in Africa and the Middle East and I'd decided to try to get the donkey to replace the fixie as the hipster mode of transport in SF. Apparently I've been beaten to it.

  6. kyronfive says:

    I'm sorry, that was officially the best fucking shit ever.

  7. pavel_lishin says:

    How embarrassing for the donkey.

  8. dasht says:

    My stars, did you book them? Mother, daughter, donkey, puke -- I smell an Aristocrats tribute group. I regret smelling it. I should have held my breath.

  9. j_b says:

    That explains the "Not yours." horse trailer pic.

    In other news: Livejournal's forced-recaptcha even when logged in as a permanent user sucks. (sigh)