One! You should come see Jill Tracy tonight. She's fantastic. There are quite a few performers, and it starts early.
Two! If you missed Bohemian Carnival last week, you have another chance tomorrow (Thu) night at the Sagrada Shakedown. Technically it's a fundraiser for the temple at Burning Man, but the Vau de Vire folks are putting it on. (There's an expensive "VIP" portion of it from 7pm-10pm, including food and open bar, but saner pricing begins at 10pm.)
Three! it's that time of year again, where you vote in the SFBG Best of the Bay poll for DNA Lounge, Pop Roxx, Bootie, Hubba Hubba Revue, New Wave City, Meat, etc.