16-Mar-2005 (Wed)
Wherein Jesus, a rabbi, Colonel Sanders, Hunter S. Thompson and a slutty Hawaiian girl walk into a bar...

"So... Jesus, a rabbi, Colonel Sanders, Hunter S. Thompson and a slutty Hawaiian girl walk into a bar. Then the gorilla says..."

Indeed, that's what happened on Sunday! I'm glad that my bar is helping to make bar jokes come to life. You want photos, I assume: MC Kingfish's Burlesque Birthday Blowout.

Someone told me that the can-can troupe weren't actually booked by anybody: they just showed up, in costume, and said "can we go on next?" I will believe that this is true, because it should be. I choose to live in a world populated by roving bands of vigilante can-can girls.

15 Responses:

  1. strspn says:

    Does the gorrilla suit count as a furry or is a special dispensation usually available for surreality?

    • jwz says:

      I think that yes, gorilla suits count as furries, but this is offset by the inherent comedy in anything monkey-related.

      • fantasygoat says:

        Another corollary factor is how badly the suit in question makes you want to punch the person inside it. A gorilla suit has a fairly low quotient compared to, say, a wolf or a fox. Wolves really make me want to punch them.

  2. baconmonkey says:

    File Under: "Things you probably didn't expect when opening the club"

    This is the second time Colonel Sanders has been in your club.

  3. bitwise says:

    What's with the last two photos?

  4. zapevaj says:

    Am I the only one who noticed that Meeeeester Fish's fly appears to be open?