I regret to report that the Pajama Jammy Jam was the worst thing it could possibly have been: completely unremarkable. We were all expecting it to be a total horror-show, and we didn't even get any stories out of it. There weren't many people, and there were more staff wearing pajamas than customers. There was also, inexplicably, one guy wearing a cheap full-body penis costume.
So Naughty Christmas's title remains unchallenged.
Speaking of giant penises, here's how you do it properly: photos of last night's GWAR show are up now. Those guys are just so totally awesome. It's like they get up on stage and hose you down with awesomeness. An arterial flow of sticky red awesomeness.
Taking pictures of them is quite an experience: click. click. click. Duck down and wipe the blood off the lens. click. click. click. Repeat.