It's that time again -- please vote for DNA Lounge, DNA Pizza and our various alumni in this year's SF Weekly Best of San Francisco poll!

Might we recommend:

    15. Best Dance Party
    18. Best Gay Friendly Bar/Club
    21. Best Live Music Venue
    47. Best Late Night Bite
    49. Best Pizza
    51. Best Sandwich
    64. Best Event Producers

Recent photos:

Point Break Live
Hubba Hubba

Broke-Ass Stuart writes on The Bold Italic:

    DNA Pizza is a very strange place to get any work done. Loud, angsty music videos flash at you from TV screens, while a staff that looks like members of the Sex Gang Children serves up slices, salads, and sandwiches. Which is to say -- it's actually an awesome place to work from. I go through phases of doing my writing here. Connected to the DNA Lounge, DNA pizza is a 24-hour joint, but it's pretty empty during the day. At night it fills up with people attending whatever weird shit is happening next door. My favorite is to get a slice and people-watch on Monday nights when Death Guild is going on. There are enough goths to make the Roman Empire tremble.

Three events tonight! Fun for the entire family. Mortified, followed by Hubba Hubba Revue, and upstairs, La Femme, Vela Eyes and Here Come The Saviours, which is looking like it might sell out!

Rabbit Quinn
Trap & Bass
Terminator Too: Judgement Play
Point Break Live
Point Break Live

Have you had our Turkinator Judgement Sandwich?

So this happened:

are my tickets standing room?
Do you have a confirmation code? Where did you get your tickets?
It should be at Will
Ok. I can check that for you if you give me the confirmation code.
I don't have the confirmation code cause of yesterday I want them on the bone 1077 & R they just said can you show up tomorrow and I said are you know I'll be t
here they said okay do you have a tubal call and that's what I was waiting for a cold or something to my AOL or text me but I never got nothing I didn't get any
thing and it's too hard to get ahold of the radio station so I might just try and show up and see if its there alright thank you bye.
look a lot better oh I just ripped the side effects of still there damn I'm all f***** up well you know you know what the harder I drink the more I'm tripping a
nd falling need a great girl I can tell you don't drink do I don't think so not good to meet people at 315 taking a bucket 05 or 6 people within the year more e
very week from somebody yeah but I'll let you know what he's keeping on keeping on track video yearbook yearbook he will let me have more than one one every hou
r and 20 minutes alright insecure
Hi I didn't get accomplished call just because I thought wanna come help for the sickest thought yesterday in so so they just told me to show up at work all the
time happening 8 in the show starts at 9 so I'd still like to call the radio station good you can the hell up I guess I'll just show up and see what up thank y
Yes you have standing room tickets

At midnight on Monday, a girl was falling down and vomiting in the parklet. This young lady had previously been discovered in the women's room chugging from a liter bottle of Jack Daniel's. She was also wearing a DNA Lounge t-shirt that was two sizes too big. It won't surprise you to learn that both of these items had, until recently, been behind one of our bars.

While being cuffed, "the customer stated that she had no idea what I was talking about and that she had no recollection of how the t-shirt had gotten on her body."

The cops asked if we would just drop it if she paid for what she had stolen, so we charged her for what we charge for shots times how many shots are in a bottle. Plus the shirt. And the pin on the shirt. Oh, and also our ATM charged her a service fee on top of that.

"The customer began to remove the t-shirt, at which point I informed her that her boyfriend had purchased it and that it was now her property."

Wear it with pride, klassy lady.

Tonight is Terminator Too: Judgement Play! It's very nearly sold out, so get your tickets now. Next month's show is also selling fast...

And of course tomorrow is Point Break Live.

I was sitting at the DNA Pizza bar this afternoon when one of my employees walked by and said, "Ok, I'm headed next door to get a tattoo."

"What are you getting?"

"I'm gonna get the Odd Salon logo!"

"What? Not the DNA logo?"

"You buying?"

"I'm in for $5, here."

Pretty soon everyone in the room piled on: "Sure, I'm in for $5." "Me too." "Here's $2." And suddenly he had $50 and couldn't say no.

"Business before pleasure," the tattooist said, and did the DNA logo first.

Next Thursday's performance of Terminator Too: Judgement Play is almost sold out! Get your tickets now...

So here's a weird little ritual we've found we need to go through: when we have a show in Above DNA, even if there's nothing going on in the big room, we can't let our staff ever go through the connecting door during load-in and sound-check, even though that would make things like stocking the bars and re-filling the ice wells easier. They have to go down and around.

This is because we've found that we need to basically hide the fact that the big room exists from most bands who are playing up there. That's the 250-capacity room, and if they get a look at the fact that we have an 800-capacity room, they tend to say, "Aw, man, what are you putting us in here for! That's bullshit!" and then they're cranky and hard to deal with all day.

As alegedly-professional performers, they should know better: they should realize that they're only going to get 50 people, and 50 people in the big room would be throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But they don't typically like to think of themselves as bands who only get 50 people, so we can't say to them, "Dude, you can play in that room when you're more popular", or they'd just be even crankier.

So we keep the doors closed and hope they don't notice it's there. So silly.

Hey look, photos:

God Module
Scarlett Fever
Pow Pow Pow
Eyes Set To Kill
Death Guild 21st Anniversary

18-Mar-2014 (Tue)
Wherein photos exist.

Bootie: Hubba Hubba
Hubba Hubba: Valentine's Day
Bootie: Valentine's Hangover
Flip and the European Mutts
Turbo Drive
Bootie: Sacred Silversexual
B Sides
Camo & Krooked
Death Guild
The Limousines
Bootie: Mardi Gras
Point Break Live
Bootie: DJ BC
Hubba Hubba: Kingfish's Birthday

1-Mar-2014 (Sat)
Wherein shit's on fire.

Last night, someone set a trash can on fire in the men's restroom, then a few minutes later, set a second trash can on fire in the women's restroom.

Thank you, thoughtful Trap & Bass customer. Your antics are hilarious, and I'll bet your mom's real proud of you.

The new pizza boxes are here! The new pizza boxes are here! The new pizza boxes are here!

I am unreasonably excited about this. They're so awesome you guys. I don't even.

It will be a few days before they start going out with deliveries, because we have a stack of plain white boxes to burn through first, but HOLY CRAP BLACK BOXES YOU GUYS! We've only been trying to make this happen since 2010.

You have probably heard that Red Devil Lounge recently closed. That makes me sad, because I saw a lot of great shows there, and it's always a bummer when we lose another live venue. But, I'm happy to report that these fine Red Devil Chairs now live on at DNA Pizza. They're much more comfortable than the chairs we had before.

It's a live music butt legacy or something.

Also: Sadly, our DNA Pizza restaurant manager has decided to move on, so we're looking for a new manager again. Please see our new CraigsList ad and pass it along to anyone you think might be interested!